yes i’m sorry to disappoint you all :(
Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)
U a catfish?
I’m a bartender and this lady asked me what our pumpkin ale tastes like last night. Being so tired and having word vomit I quickly replied “I don’t know. I’m not a basic white bitch, I don’t drink pumpkin” IN FRONT OF MY BOSS 😑
"Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) (X)